Artificially Intelligent

Any mimicry distinguishable from the original is insufficiently advanced.

Things That Should Be Destroyed

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An incomplete list:

  • The programming in my water boiler that sings a song when the water is done boiling.
  • The LED in my usb charger (I did actually destroy this one personally).
  • Space heaters that have LED panels that can’t be turned off.
  • Whiteboard markers that don’t have any ink left.
  • The bright blue LEDs in my USB splitter.
  • Suffering.
  • The black little spots that gum leaves on the sidewalk.
  • Leaf blowers.
  • Modes of transportation that have really loud engines.
  • Cars that play loud music when they drive past.
  • The instruments of people who play loud music in public places.
  • Litter.
  • Infectious diseases.
  • The FDA.
  • Confusing user interfaces.
  • Electronics that make high pitched buzzing noises.
  • Falsehood.
  • Punditry.
  • First-past-the-post voting.
  • Restrictions to high skilled immigration.
  • Pareto sub-optimal worlds.
  • Light pollution.
  • Many insects.
  • Unwanted body hair.
  • Ignorance.